Rubber Room

I've been joking around for a while about this idea but its time to get serious. I need someone to build an 800 square foot rubber room for my day care. It must meet the following requirements:

• 100% stain proof


• built in vacuum (for easy cleaning)


• built in shower (for blow-out diapers)


• training potty chair


• several safety features (IE: an automatic "No Gravity Switch" for when the brouzins are dare devils)


• floating shelves and cabinets hung above the brouzin's reach